I wrote this two years ago and then forgot I had a blog.
No matter your preference for descriptions (addiction, narcissism, meglomania, etc) that have been tossed around about Charlie Sheen, but I think we can all agree that him completely losing his mind is the greatest thing to happen to his career;
1. Being high on life is an ironic statement; "I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die."
2. Drug use is not only acceptable, but necessary for greatness, if greatness is defined by having functioning extremities; "I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was banging 7 gram rocks. Because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear: go. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards look like droopy-eyed, armless children."
3. Booger sugar binges make you imagine awesome battles of earthworms vs. dragons; "I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
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