After spending the last six years whining about my life on another blogging site that will remain nameless, I finally decided to make a "grown-up" blog. Here I will sardonically ridicule (redundant statement) popular culture, music, other people's lives, intellectuals, etc. If you currently exist within this little slice of the space-time multiverse (hereafter referred to as "the Bread", or "the Loaf"), you are fair game.

In reality, I have to go to work in thirty minutes, so I just felt like doing something of value with my day. I doubt this counts.